Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Umbrella ella ella eh eh eh Under my umbrella etc.

FYI Umbrellas are worthless when it rains sideways.
To combat this I put my umbrella sideways to block the feisty windy rainy mess attacking me...which in turn also blocks my sight... which is a bad idea on the streets of Manhattan.
Near death experiences this morning taught me to be happy that I am just wet... very wet. and now...very cold.
It will be ironic when this wetness that I should be thankful for turns into an illness that kills me.
Well if that doesn't get you thinking...I don't know what will.

ALSO, WARNING/CAUTION
People with deadly pointy umbrellas...keep them away from the money maker. You almost poked my eye out. And I almost poked you back. watch it.

This might be a safer/even more worthless option to prevent soakage.  What an invention...

7 comments:

t.t.turner said...

Found your blog. Awesome.
Are you sure you don't want to come hang out with us in nursery? :)
Tally

laurel said...

That is the stupidest thing I have ever seen.

stacie and geoffrey... said...

Skymall?

Katy said...

Watch it steoffry.

JT and Lizzie Davis said...

I keep checking your blog in hopes that you will write an account of the Halloween night adventure. I just don't have the words for it.

Hutchinson's said...

You make me laugh...I need an update...email. Love you!

Stephanie said...

I want one of those nifty umbrellas! Too bad they don't have anything to block out all the snow and cold.

I want to hear about this "halloween night adventure" mentioned above ...