Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Im a little bit country and a little bit rock and roll... and some hip hop

1. I have a very inappropriate crush on Zac Efron. I don't know what it is... yes I do.
2. My subway sub would include: turkey,bacon,provolone,lettuce,tomato,banana peppers,southwest sauce,salt and pepper, and of course... baked bbq lays... on top.
3. My favorite Idol this year is Chris. 100%.
4. I am a very talented masseuse. self taught. And I probably enjoy getting massages more than anyone in the world. its my favorite form of pampering.
5. I cut my own bangs. sometimes they look good.... sometimes not.
6. When I go on planes I enjoy peanut m&ms and gossip magazines.
7. I have never ever had a cavity.
8. Craig and I frequently communicate by talking like babies. Don't knock til you try it.
9. I have ridiculously thick hair and often call myself "Mufasa"
10. I went through a phase where I wanted to be black.
11. I also went through a phase where I wanted to marry a black man.
12. I got through both of those phases but I still want a milk chocolate how do I make that happen??
13. Part of me really wants to see the Hannah Montana movie.
14. My mother has recently diagnosed me with ADHD... It all makes sense now.
15. I used to watch Oprah every day but this year I switched to Ellen. Overall my life is a lot more positive now... but I still have something against men...I would have to say that is partly mens fault and partly Oprah's. Oh the irony.
16. I have always had a strong bond with advil and nyquil.
17. I don't go clubbing but I am the kind of person that would enjoy it. So I think I should start.
18. I love living in New York but I would love it a lot more if there was a Costa Vida. (Is it weird that I prefer Costa Vida to Cafe Rio?)
19. I am an animal person. I enjoy eating them and I when I'm rich I will strongly consider wearing them.
20. I actually enjoy Paula and would deeply miss her if she wasn't there flirting with Simon every week. (by the way I very much dislike Adam.) (and If you don't know what I'm talking about then you cannot call yourself American)
21. I belong to a mommy group... I have no children.
22. Craig says my defining characteristics are: Im cute, Im spontaneous, I'm funny, and I'm a little expensive.
23. I deeply fear Carbon monoxide. I tend to fear things I can't see... sea creatures, scorpions, bed bugs. Terrifying.
24. I can absolutely not handle scary movies.
25. I had to wear pull ups until 4th grade thanks to my dad's genetics. (You couldn't just give me a couple more inches Dad?)

There are 25 Random Facts about ME. Please do not judge me based on these facts. They do not define me...they simply sum me up.


Mandy said...

I like Chris too.
And I don't like Adam.
And I am still trying for a chocolate baby. Hasn't happened yet. So don't ask for advice on how to get one.
I am surprised you haven't seen the Hannah Montana movie yet.
And I prefer Costa Vida as well.

Ashlee said...

Kris with a "K"!!! He's my favorite too. I know how to get a chocolate baby- it's my dream but I will gladly live it through you.
Craig sums you up well. Ha!
You are hilarious.

Courtney said...

the pull ups until 4th grade may be related to the adhd diagnosis. jeff's sister and i were just discussing something similar this weekend.

i also think the hannah montana movie looks good and am also surprised you haven't seen it yet.

JT and Lizzie Davis said...

Super funny.
Chris all the way.
Zac Efron all the way (did you see him on Ellen?)
Want to cut my bangs?
#22 is my fave.

JT and Lizzie Davis said...

Oh and I will be your accomplice in seeing the Hannah Montana movie.

Sheena Larkin said...

I love the list, Taylor! Especially the part about you wanting to be black:) Oh and yes you're wierd - Cafe Rio is soooo much better.

Granum Family said...

You need to update your blog every day because you are hilarious and these make my day! I love Ellen too. Zac Efron was on the other day, I hope you saw it! We need to hang out soon.

The Nixon Family said...

oh tay, thanks for mkaing my day just that much better. your blog is my MOST favorite. hysterical! adam is soooooo strange. too much makeup and too tight of pants. he is always trying to seduce the camera. kris is great. i LOVED his song tuesday night. and btw, your 25 rocks.

stacie and geoffrey... said...

I think we're meant to be BFFAE, no joke. So many similarities, from the baby talk, to the ADHD, to the cruelty to animals, etc. I'm so torn between seeing the hannah montana movie and 17 again tomorrow! Efron makes me sweat.

McKell and John said...

that was freaking hilarious. I remember your obsession with carbon monoxide in Boston when we were there. "mom, I have a headache, we need to buy a carbon monoxide detector." You crack me up. Lets be friends. And I don't like Adam either. he stalks me in my dreams and looks at me with those creepy transvestite eyes of his.

nadia shea said...

I absolutely recommend seeing the Hannah Montana movie!