Wednesday, June 1, 2011

For Bachelorette watchers ONLY!

I just got caught up...
I want to hear more dirt about Bentley... I know someone must have something interesting to share.  I already know that he is THE devil.
I hope nobody is stupid enough to fall for his tricks ever again.
But, you know someone will. because some girls like... "pickles" :) ? Really Bentley? Really?
Also, because a lot of girls are stupid.
Hey you! stupid girl! Why are you so stupid!? 
It takes one kind of stupid to fall for his tricks. It takes another kind to be WARNED and then fall for his tricks. 
Word of advice: You are the latter kind of stupid if you are currently with someone that you have been warned about. You are being fooled. No doubt in my mind. Stop being a fool.This is your second warning. 
I don't think anything makes me more angry than a stupid girl.
STOP DATING LOSERS! SERIOUSLY! ALSO, STOP MARRYING LOSERS! ALSO, DIVORCE YOUR LOSER HUSBAND! (loser is the nicer word I chose) (stupid is also the nicer word choice believe it or not)
I'm sad his ex was dumb enough to marry him- but I am glad she had the smarts to get out when she figured out that he is SATAN.
How does a mormon boy end up this way?  A mix of porn addiction and attractiveness is what I say. Also, stupid girls letting them get away with it. 
Don't be that girl. 

How awesome that we have had two Mormons on this show and they are both trashy to the maxy. not awesome.

16 comments:

Heather Jeppsen said...

I agree. I said that Monday night. Here we go again. Making Utah look great! Ashley has a friend that knows him. Or I guess her husband was his roommate or something. Kind of want to find more out about that one. I hope they don't leave him on for a long time. I hope he leaves on Monday.

You crack me up Tay. Hope things are going well.

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Shanna said...

:)

That's all I have to say.

Ashley Madsen said...

Yes, one of my girlfriend's husband was his roommate in college and they keep laughing it all off. There is a limit when it is NOT funny.

I kind of don't care about the spoilers so I went on reality steve. It has a link to his wife's personal blog. 1. she kind of looks like Emily which is kind of creepy that he is so obsessed with Emily. 2. She still has a lot of pics of her and him from when they are married on her sidebar. Like a wedding and engagement looking pic.

I would say something about next week and what happens but I don't know if you avoid spoilers.
I think he's a creep!

shannon said...

We were at BYU together freshman year. He dated one of my girlfriends. Check this out Tay:

http://suzettenicole.blogspot.com/

This is his ex-wife's blog but if you go back through the Posts you'll see a bunch of him from when they were married.

shannon said...

You might also like this:

http://coocoolalalife.blogspot.com/2011/05/bentley-dirt-bag.html

This blog post is written by Bentley's business partner's wife.

Enjoy! :) hahaha

The Nixon Family said...

hey tay- he was a frosh w/ me too, since shan and i were also there together. i've heard a lot of stories, but he is a loser for sure!

McKell and John said...

Thanks Shannon for that interesting reading material! I thought I remembered Suzette looking a lot like Emily and she totally does! I'm sure they edit a ton but come on, "tickle my pickle" and "I'd rather swim in a pool of pee than plan a wedding with Ashley" and "she's just not my type but I'm super competitive" and "I hope my hair looks good" are straight from his mouth. No editing. Whether he's just a small loser or a gigantic slime ball, he's IS a total Provo all-star type and I'm glad I don't know him. I despise guys like that. I heard from my friend in Utah who has friends of friends who know him and they say he leaves next week and maybe tries to come back? The suspense! With all this said, this is the worst Bachelor/Bachelorette season ever. And I've seen every single one. Pathetic? YES.

alyson said...

That show is full of "stupid girl" viewers that fall for every trick ABC has up their sleeve. They are really good at deceiving you and manipulating people's characters on the show. If you want to fall for it and believe it's all "reality" tv then that's your choice. But yes, bentley is a good guy and I know first hand. Unlike all the viewers that are basing their opinions off of lies. That's the truth, if you want to hear it.

Tay said...

oh snap.

The Nixon Family said...

tay, i love how you have haters everywhere you go. you really are getting big time. congrats on the readership! HA!

lizzie said...

So I have a theory about the ex-wife's blog....

If you notice, she didn't do any updates in 2009 or 2010...then all of the sudden she has a post to 'buy headbands' and links and buttons all over the place to purchase... I think she is definitely enjoying this publicity and hoping to capitalize a bit with it as well. If i wanted to be super dramatic, I would say they staged the divorce so he could go on the show and help promote the business, but I can't imagine the headbands bring in enough money to make all that worth it...but you never know.

Courtney said...

I wonder what Alyson thought of tonights episode.

Tay said...

I also wonder what Alyson thought of that episode? Alyson?? you there? any input? I don't think you can blame editing. at all. He said a lot of jerky things. Zero debate. You could say that he is just acting a part. But then it is not ABC's fault for how he is portrayed- it is his own. I am frustrated that you see what an amazing liar he is but yet you would never think that maybe you are being fooled too. very interesting.

Sheena Larkin said...

He is such a dirt bag!! I hate that he pretended to use his daughter as his excuse to leave - he's such a good guy.

Granum Family said...

i love when you do posts like this!